Poor, poor Art

I was just complaining to Art that I had to go to work on Saturday. He's still in school, getting his 18th Doctorate. He sent me this link.

Art, many apologies. I know how hard it must be for you. That's one of the reasons that I'm here. The other reason is that Microsoft made me an offer I couldn't refuse. Seriously! Oh, and I wouldn't have gotten into any Master's program except at Bob Jones college where they give free hats to newbies.