You know it's gonna be one of those days...

...when you see this online:

Bulletproof iPod

Someone actually shielded their iPod in 5mm aluminum. In theory (owner's theory) this could stop a 0.22 bullet. Nevermind the obvious question of "who put the contract on your MP3?", this is just plain funny. Inevitably, the new iPod now weighs half a kilogram, 446 gm or 1lb, and is considered by most to be a lethal weapon.