Friday, March 16, 2007

An exercise in futility?

This is a bit of a stretch in hypotheticals, but what the hell. Actually, I think there's a point in there somewhere, but it's not very important. Anyhow.

Scenario: in 50 years scientists discover a way to extend the average life span to 500 years. That is, barring the usual causes of death such as falling off a cliff or confusing a "High Voltage" sign for "Men's Room". And I'm not sure how they can know that it's 500 years, given that no one at this point has lived that long, but that little tid-bit is folded into the hypothetical nature of this exercise. So, people can live to be 500 years old, on average, if they go through some complicated procedure.

Of course, this will have an indescribable impact on our society. I can sit here all day imagining the effects of this miracle, but I just don't have that kind of time. So, I'm going to focus on a very specific example: prison sentences.

Imagine a murderer who is sentenced today to 200 years in prison. He killed four people from three separate families. In 50 years, the scientists make the discovery of (relative) longevity. Here's the tricky part: the man is in prison, still alive. If he can stay alive for 150 years, he'll be free! Do we allow him to go through the life-extending procedure? On what grounds can we keep it away from him? Is it because the judge decided that while the murderer deserves to die in prison, to illustrate the sever nature of the crime he specified an obscenely long prison term? Do the families of the victims have a say in this? Since the murderer is serving out a specific number of years, to punish him they might try to block the procedure. What if he was serving a life term? Do the families have a valid case, for the same reason of "I meant he should die in prison", to force the state's hand in performing the scientific procedure despite the man's wishes? What if some victims' families want vengeance and others have learned forgiveness? How about if there are no living family members? Does the state pursue the "meaning" of law and not the specific wording? In the same example as above, what happens if the sentence isn't 200 years but life? How about looking a bit further into the future: this breakthrough suggests that in future methods will be discovered to extend human life even further. Can the families of the victims legally keep a murderer alive for an infinite time? If today we can extend life span to 500 years, immortality is just around the corner.

This is the kind of thing I consider while doing laps in the pool. There's not much else to do and I've noticed that I actually swim faster if I can focus on something external, be it the book I'm reading, a specific problem at work or an all-too-strange idea I'm kicking around.

Oh, and, almost as an afterthought, here's the irrelevant point in all of this. Of course, the ultimate point is the intellectual exercise, but, as is often the case, I like to finish a blog entry by concluding that something about the world around us is just plain stupid.

It really puzzles when I hear a person being sentenced to 100 years in prison or four life sentences. What kind of logic went into that decision? If you're contemplating a prison sentence longer than 50 to 70 years (depending on the person), simply give them life. Similarly, why bother with multiple life sentences? Unless you believe in reincarnation and are willing to imprison the worm or the pig that the criminal has become, multiple life sentences are idiotic.


For those who actually see something interesting in this exercise, you can read up on the following subjects:

  • The Singularity - the idea born out of science fiction, but now rearing its ugly or beautiful head into the world around us. The concept is that of exponentially accelerating technological innovations and the inconceivable future that follows.
  • Doomsday Argument - a lovely concept I stumbled upon while researching a paper in college, the Doomsday Argument uses the population statistics to determine the likely life-span of humanity.
  • Jonathan Pollard, link and link - this is a case of a spy who was sentenced to life for a crime that, in other cases, warranted a sentence of usually under 10 years. Take a look at the second link which compares sentences of US spies and whether the espionage was carried out for an Ally or an Enemy. Of the convicted spies only 3, other than Pollard, received life sentences, and each of them spied for an Enemy state, while Pollard was working with an American Ally.

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Thursday, March 15, 2007

CSI-ence

"CSI" is great: a whodunit mystery, an almost-always satisfactory conclusion, lots of educational tid-bits about how to commit the perfect crime, etc. But there are enough downfalls in the shows to make me want to stop watching. If only it weren't for the story arcs. Hmm.

"CSI", and it's spin-offs, are far from perfect. The original "CSI" is boring: it's in Vegas, everything is about gambling, prostitution, blah blah blah. Give me something original. "CSI: Miami" does that, but the cast is horrific: Horatio is just plain strange and I think that they hired high school drop-outs for the rest because the acting is sophomoric, ranging wooden performances to over-the-top hotshot. "CSI: NY" is my favorite at the moment. New York is a wonderful place for a cop drama: the personality of the city gives the show all the strangeness of Vegas while keeping it grounded enough not to veer off to the classic "furry convention" of the original. But all is not perfect with "NY": the characters aren't as good as "CSI". Oh, they're more interesting and dimensional than Miami, but that's not saying much. Gary Sinise is deliciously subtle as lead detective, but passionate about his job when the situation warrants it. I'm really surprised that "NY" is the only show of the three that hasn't been nominated for an Emmy.

The rest of the shows' more glaring faults aside, I have a problem with the science they present every week. Here are some curious mistakes I've noticed in the last two episodes of "CSI: NY":

  • Gary Sinise' character actually suggested that the victim got into a locked apartment by using a credit card. On a deadbolt.
  • A dead woman was shown to bleed. Dead people don't bleed!
  • An actor shoots someone at point-blank range with a blank gun and is surprised at the outcome.
Of course, these are not the most glaring or the biggest mistakes "CSI" serves up on a weekly basis, just the recent ones, taken from two consecutive episodes of "CSI:NY". All three shows are littered with "minor" inaccuracies, the most common of which are the length of time it takes to run a specific test and the magical all-encompassing police databases. They have a wig database, for crying out loud!

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Sunday, March 11, 2007

Christians are wimps

Well, Christians and a bunch of other religious goobers. Basically any group that has to make arbitrary rules like "no sex until marriage", "no alcohol", "no dancing", or anything else that their deity has forbidden.

God doesn't want you to do X. OK. He tells you not to do it. But that's not enough: he says that if you do it, you'll suffer damnation. That's still not enough, so he makes his minions pound that concept into your head once a week, at least. Still, this is somehow not enough: people enforce laws that will punish you in this lifetime, in addition to God's punishment in the next life.

I'm not sure if this approach says more about the religion or the people following the religion. You claim that people must prove their faith to God by abstaining from X, and then you go ahead and make it entirely too easy. And yet people still do it, they still commit the "sin" of X. Does that mean that the ideas you're pushing are such garbage that no one in the right frame of mind would follow along without all of this intervention?

If you want people to really prove their faith in God, toss a Christian teenager into the Playboy mansion: if he manages to stay "pure" and convert more than half the guests to Christianity, he gets into Heaven. That should be fun. And it will really test his faith.

This is related to my previous blog entry, specifically, the part where I say:

If the thought of eternal damnation isn't keeping young Romeo and Juliet from knocking boots, the threat of cancer in 40 years is a very weak scare-tactic.


Seriously, if after all the prodding and lecturing, day in and day out, a person is still willing to be damned for all eternity, maybe you're trying to pound a square peg into a triangular hole. It'll go in, sure, but is that what you really want?

This applies to a vast variety of religions, but goes double for those groups that have taken it to the next level: we're really up the creek when the idea moves away from Sunday-morning preaching into nation-wide law. Is your religion so illogical and completely against human nature that you have to put your arbitrary rules into law? I consider this final move the ultimate failure of religion: when God depends on laws of man to uphold His rules, what kind of followers are you left with? Man's reason for following the path set by God is no longer faith, but fear of earthly punishment.

Do you really need millions upon millions of brainwashed "individuals" to be a part of your religion? Does that make your life seem less-wasted? Does it vindicate your choice in religion?

PS: Was it really a choice? Or was it the fact that your parents/family/friends subscribe to the same delusions?

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Friday, March 09, 2007

Far Side - Feb 23


Far Side - Feb 23
Originally uploaded by FuzzyGamer.

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Far Side - Feb 28


Far Side - Feb 28
Originally uploaded by FuzzyGamer.

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Maggie


Maggie
Originally uploaded by FuzzyGamer.

She's not snarling, just an awkward angle. On the left is a bit of snack that Brian keeps in his office, specifically for Maggie.

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Anil


Anil
Originally uploaded by FuzzyGamer.

He doesn't usually laugh like this, this is his picture-face.

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Bryan


Bryan
Originally uploaded by FuzzyGamer.

The baby-sitter of our build machines. He once played basketball with Elton John.

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Maggie


Maggie
Originally uploaded by FuzzyGamer.

Isn't she adorable? She licks ears, too.

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Anil and Maggie


Anil and Maggie
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Maggie has the cutest walk. Aww.

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Ivan


Ivan
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Ivan, half-succeeding in hiding from the deadly flash.

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View from 17


View from 17
Originally uploaded by FuzzyGamer.

Beautiful trees outside of Bulding 17.

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View from 17


View from 17
Originally uploaded by FuzzyGamer.

This is the view from Bulding 17, Floor 3, right by Reed's office. I'm facing north-west.

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Thursday, March 08, 2007

Are you human?

Finally, Microsoft will help you answer that most important question. With, I might add, the help of kitty-cats.

Microsoft Research Presents: Asirra

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Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Bill Maher for March 2nd

This is the transcript of the final "New Rule" from the March 2nd episode of "Real Time with Bill Maher" that I mentioned in a previous blog entry.

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And finally, New Rule: If you don't think your daughter getting cancer is worse than your daughter having sex, you're doing it wrong. Last year, modern medicine came up with a way to greatly reduce cervical cancer in young women. It's a vaccine that can virtually wipe out the sexually-transmitted disease called HPV, which leads to the cancer.

But not everyone is pleased with this vaccine. There are Christian values groups and churches nationwide who are fighting it. Briget Maher – no relation–and none planned – formerly of the Family Research Council– says giving girls the vaccine is bad because– quote – "the girls may see it as a license to engage in pre-marital sex."

Hey, Mrs. Maher, let me tell you something. Your daughter is already on the Internet exchanging bondage fantasies with a German boy she met on MySpace. Forget HPV. She's on to S&M. And Mrs. Maher, I'm sure I don't have to tell you there's only one foolproof method to make a woman abstinent: marry her.

So, let's review here. HPV is a new STD that the CDC wants teens vaccinated for PDQ. And that's not sitting well with the Harper Valley PTA. They think if a teenage girl feels a little prick, she's going to want to feel a whole lot more.

But, HPV shots don't cause promiscuity. Tequila shots do. And MTV. And having moron parents you want to escape from. Hey, when you're 15 years old, breathing encourages sexual activity.

But, let's be frank. These values groups aren't just against the HPV shot. They're against family planning and condoms and morning-after pills. They want to make sure sex is as dangerous as possible, so that kids know if they sleep around and get an STD, that's God teaching them a lesson. And that lesson is: "You should never have tried out for 'American Idol' in the first place!"

Now, I know our kids are dumb. I just read it in a New Rule. But, will they really have sex with anything that moves just because they know there's a vaccine? People don't get the vaccine for typhoid and say, "Great, now I can drink the sewer water in Bombay!" It's like being against a cure for blindness because it'll encourage masturbation!

It's like being for the salmonella poisoning in peanut butter because it will discourage weirdos from spreading it on their ass and calling the dog!

If this is the nonsense you're teaching your kids, they're already screwed.

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GTA: San Andreas

You've probably heard quite a bit about the Hot Coffee controversy surrounding GTA: San Andreas. If you haven't, here's a recap: while developing the game the developers half-coded a sex mini-game which does not make an appearance in the game, but is accessible if the user applies a third-party patch (on the PC) or uses cheat tools (on the console versions). This was dubbed Hot Coffee, relating it to the fact that were the mini-game present in the game, it would be played after one of CJ's girlfriends invited him in for "coffee". The discovery stirred up quite a lot of commotion, prompting a re-rating of the game from M (mature) to AO (adult only) and subsequent recall of the original versions of the game. Of course when dealing with moral panic of any sort the blood-suckers and the general scum of the earth popped their heads up: Republicans used the scandal to try and push freedom-suppressing laws and Democrats jumped on the issue to gain some moderate, family-oriented, "moral" votes their own way.

The curious thing is that no one who criticized the game actually played it. If they had, they would have found a virtual treasure-chest of offensive material with which to attack the gaming industry. Luckily, neither you nor they have to play the game to see just what I am talking about.

I went ahead and made a little compilation of some "questionable" acts of wanton destruction one can perform in the game. I did this in part to enjoy the game, once again, and in part to ask the question: why didn't anyone say anything?

Click expand to see the entire post.



Mission 1 - The Train Job

Scouting out

Tracking down

Highjacking

Accelerating

Almost there...

Going off the tracks

There, off in the distance, are the cars

The locomotive is in the tunnel, sadly

This is just me exploding some C4 packs. For poops and giggles.

Mission 2 - The Tank Job

Taking the tank for a ride around the city

Running down a cop and several pedestrians

Actually using the huge cannon to explode a civillian car...

...and a cop car.

Mission 3 - The Helicopter Job

Getting in an Apache-like helicopter to viligante-ize

Tracking down criminals and blasting them with rockets or a Gatling gun

Mission 4 - Pedestrian Rampage

Attach sticky C4 packs to cops and detonate them, sending body parts flying

Mow down civilians with a minigun

Run down the slow ones with a motorcycle...

...and watch them fly.

Actually mow down people...

...and watch the grisly mess come out of the combine.

Finally, after much anticipation, the first pictures I took and the reason for this whole post, I bring to you "CJ's High-Skies Adventure".

There is a semi-hidden surprise in the San Fierro airport...

...your very own...

..."747".

Comes in a variety of colors!

Isn't she a beauty?
Taking off right over a residential area.


I've always loved the "Luxor" Pyramid of Las Venturas.

Coming up on a skyscraper in Los Santos...

...can you guess what's going to happen?

Yeah, you can actually do this in-game.

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Hmm, seem to be missing the final shot. Oh well.

So, we've seen:
  • grand-theft-train and derailment
  • driving a tank around, smashing cars, driving over pedestrians and exploding everything in sight
  • hunting disgustingly-outmatched criminals with a military helicopter
  • killing computer-controlled characters in a variety of sick and disgusting ways
  • virtual reproduction of the events of 9/11
... and all that the media could find to talk about is some badly animated sexually-suggestive motions?

Why do I bring this up? Why did I write a blog entry about something that I could have covered just as well a full year ago? Well, I haven't posted anything in a while and I haven't played San Andreas in a really long time, so this was a two-for-one deal.

That and the fact that recently I've seen video games come under more criticism and full-out attack, like the attempts in a number of states to pass violent games off as equal to pornography. While some might say that this blog entry illustrates the violence the laws mean to protect children from, my question is, as stated before, very simple: why didn't anyone mention this violence before? San Andreas has always been covered in the media as the have-sex-with-a-hooker-and-killer-her-afterwards game. Or the Hot Coffee game. I am making the point that the people who are screaming the loudest have no idea what they are screaming about. Sure, you can kill a hooker, but compared to everything else, that's a pretty tame way to spend your time in San Andreas. Did you know that you can actually play the role of a pimp in this game? That's just a side note. I didn't take any pictures of that, sorry.

Well, that's it for this entry, I guess. Good night.


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Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Good ol' fear-based approach to work

Apparently I am not the only one who fears being fired on a daily basis. Of course, when I visualize it it's slightly different from what my coworkers picture: three no-neck guys named Tony, Vito and Joey show up at my office after I submitted a fix to an existing bug that creates a new bug. I've never really thought out the scenario past the point of wise-guys showing up at my door, but I don't imagine they're here to invite me for tea and crumpets.

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Fish at Sushiland


Fish at Sushiland
Originally uploaded by FuzzyGamer.

If you think that fish is big, you should have seen the fisherman!

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My office door


My office door
Originally uploaded by FuzzyGamer.

Here, face the terror and hilarity of my office door!

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Monday, March 05, 2007

Ah, first-ammendment-protecting hippies...

...you're so easy to quote. And fun, too.

GamePolitics has been following quite closely the attempts by FCC to equate video game violence with pornography.

While Japanese media, and particularly their video games, are pervaded by violence, Japan has much lower crime rates than the United States. The same is true of Canada. What America has that Japan and Canada lack is a high level of poverty, excessive gun ownership, drug abuse, broken homes, illegitimacy and gangs. Wouldn’t it be smarter to go after the real causes of violence in our society rather than seeking a scapegoat in televised violence?
- Craig R. Smith, director of the Center for First Amendment Studies at California State University Long Beach


Link to the GamePolitics article.

Some people think that video game violence is the most dangerous thing in the world and should be kept in that same locked-up closet with pornography. That is, until you turn 18. Everything changes at that point: all those deadly things suddenly become OK and the Federal Government stops giving a rat's ass about you. Well, that's not really fair: they never give a rat's ass, they just pander to the voters, and a lot of the voters seem to think that their children don't drink, smoke or watch pornography until they turn 18.

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Sunday, March 04, 2007

New Rules

Tonight I happened to catch the last 15 minutes of HBO's "Real Time with Bill Maher." Funny stuff. I mainly watch it for New Rules, but sometimes the rest of the program is a step above an all-out scream-fest. Like tonight.

Tonight Bill Maher had an author and two other guests. I didn't happen to catch who they were, but the overall gist of it was that one of them was a fairly conservative man, the author was fairly liberal and I couldn't clearly place the third guy. He is possibly in the middle, at least relative to the other two guests. So, the conservative was saying that Christians are being attacked in this country: looking at Amazon's top purchased non-fiction books, a lot of them are pretty offensive and such. Here's a link to the top 100 non-fiction books. He specifically mentioned number 41, American Fascists: The Christian Right and the War On America. He said that he is offended when people call him a fascist just because he believes in a different God than you. My response: I don't call you a fascist because you believe in a magic carpenter. I call you a fascist because you are one.

Fascism is an authoritarian political ideology and mass movement that seeks to place the nation, defined in exclusive biological, cultural, and historical terms, above all other loyalties, and to create a mobilized national community. Many different characteristics are attributed to fascism by different scholars, but the following elements are usually seen as its integral parts: nationalism, authoritarianism, militarism, corporatism, totalitarianism, collectivism, anti-liberalism, and anti-communism. There are numerous debates between scholars regarding the nature of fascism, and the kinds of political movements and governments that may be called fascist, however most scholars see it as on the political right or allied with right-wing movements. For further elaboration, please see definitions of fascism and fascism and ideology. - "Fascism" article at the Wikipedia

So, lets run a little tally:
  • Nationalism - check
  • Authoritarianism - check
  • Militarism - check
  • Corporatism - check
  • Totalitarianism - check
  • Collectivism - it's not just for the socialist hippies anymore, check
  • Anti-liberalism - check
  • Anti-communism - check

At this point the show fell apart at the seams and anarchy prevailed. Until Bill Maher deemed that it's time for "New Rules" and everyone shut up. A powerful man, that one.

I apologize in advance, I can't put up the script for these "New Rules", in part because HBO is very slow at putting recent "New Rules" on their website and that the people who designed my DVR ought to be whipped for the "great" job they did.

Most of the "New Rules" were curious but nothing extraordinary: today's kids are idiots, George W should stop hanging out with sports stars and concentrate on the FUBAR situation with Iraq, blah blah blah. As usual, Maher saved the best for last, that final stretch of a long "New Rule", gargantuan, all-encompassing and often managing to dredge up the previous "New Rules" to illustrate its point: there is a vaccine that can prevent cancer, but the Christian right is opposed to it because they think it will be seen as a gateway to premarital sex. The vaccine in question is for HPV, a sexually transmitted infection that has been shown to result in cancer. The Christian right is opposed to the vaccine because, from their viewpoint, as soon as the risk of cancer is removed from the equation young people everywhere will go on a mad orgy of Biblical proportions. My phrasing, of course. So, faced with the choice of sex or death, the good-intentioned Christian parent will choose death. Yay!

My opinion? If the thought of eternal damnation isn't keeping young Romeo and Juliet from knocking boots, the threat of cancer in 40 years is a very weak scare-tactic. Are you being kind and compassionate when you make sex that much more risky, dangerous and, now, deadly?

After you're done keeping teens from having sex, please consider converting me to your particular brand of BS. That should be an equally rewarding and successful venture.

Here's an article that covers the HPV issue: Virginity or Death!

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Friday, March 02, 2007

Annoyance, thy name is lame gamers

There's a demo out for "Battlestations: Midway" that I've been playing every night this week. Usually two battles and then it's off to bed. Well, through these two daily battles I've gleamed insight into the dark and depressing world of non-FPS multiplayer. See, with FPS multiplayer, Halo for instance, players can be fairly independent and still have a good time. You can have your own agenda, to an extent, and still not drag down the entire server or team. For example, when playing Halo CTF (capture-the-flag) I concentrate more on kills than actually capturing the flag. It just so happens that this approach is helpful to my team: I keep the other team busy with an unrelenting assault while my team-mates sneak in and get the flag. Everyone's happy: they get the flag and I get 4 times the number of kills of everyone else on the server. Yay. There's also the ability to enter and leave the game at any point without disturbing the flow. I don't really mind if one guy on our team left and was replaced by someone else. No biggie. We continue to do our thing and everyone's happy. Unless the new arrival is going to be an asshole and start team-killing, the game goes on.

Now, turn to "Battlestations: Midway". The game is great: you get to command ships and planes in the Pacific Ocean theater of WW2. While most of the game is spent looking over a map and pointing to what you want to die, you can also get behind the controls of any unit under your control and open up your own brand of ass-whooping. Imagine piloting a sub, then instantly using a nearby battle cruiser's flak guns to take down enemy planes and, finally, sit back and enjoy the first person view of a plane making a bombing run as the AI pulls off the perfect dive. The AI in the game is great and takes care of the small things, but you can also over-ride it at any time by simply focusing on a specific unit and "doing stuff", like piloting the plane. Suffice it to say this is a game I am seriously considering buying.

I say "considering" because of two things: this is not a game published by Microsoft so I would have to pay the full price. The only Xbox game I've paid full price for so far was Lego Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy. The rest I either got free (intern poker tournament and PGR3 was included with the 360), at the Microsoft store (25$ for "Gears of War"!) or at severe discount (DoA4 was only 20$!). The second thing is multiplayer.

Multiplayer in "Battlestations: Midway" can be a beautiful thing: a well-coordinated attack on the enemy bringing them to their knees by plowing through their sea-faring forces and air-carriers. It can also be a nightmare. Often enough players leave at the very start of the game, stranding you there to face the onslaught of three enemies while you have to juggle two aircraft carriers, two shipyards and the 22 units they are capable of producing! While this is a nightmarish scenario, if you're good enough and skip micromanaging every action, you can still win. If you're good. I'm not that good yet. Then, there are cases where your team-mates are either AFK (away-from-keyboard, the geek version of MIA) or have absolutely no idea how to play. At all. Their planes are stuck at the base, spinning in place, while I get absolutely no air-cover and am royally shafted by the enemy. Thanks a lot, idiot! While I understand that this is a demo and anyone can play it, I also fear that even the people who cough up the dough for the game will have lamers in their ranks. With Halo, the worst lamers are spawn-campers and whiners. There's a strategy for dealing with both and my annoyance level barely rises above a 7. How do you deal with a team-mate who controls half the forces on your side but does nothing with them?

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Thursday, March 01, 2007

Torture on 24

If you watch "24", you know that the show is violent, to put it mildly. There is a torture scene every few episodes and the characters have little to no problem with killing others, particularly if it's in the "interest of the country". Recently, the US Armed Forces have been speaking out against the content of the show, saying that soldiers use "24" as inspiration for ways to torture prisoners. Army generals have appealed to the show's the producers and Keifer himself, the actor playing Jack Bauer, is going to speak at West Point, speaking out against torture that his character practices so often.

BTW, I'm opposed to torture. Plain and simple. Except if that torture is fictional. Like the entire show "24". In fact, I came to dislike torture even more after seeing it in action on TV.

What I feel that everyone is missing is the fact that the media, the public and the politicians are attacking TV and other influences, like video games, in their proclaimed interest of protecting soldiers and impressionable youths, the only groups that are not entirely responsible for their actions. Certainly, when a soldier or a young person commit a crime, they are made to pay. But we also realize that the fault does not lie entirely on them. What about the parents of the child or the commanding officers of the soldier? The soldiers that claim to get inspiration for torture from "24" are doing so after their superiors told them "the Geneva convention doesn't apply". Where are we living that "24" gets more news coverage than the violation of key standards for international law for humanitarian concerns? About the video game issue: a grandma is suing Take-Two, the company that made the GTA series, because GTA: San Andreas, the game she bought for her 14-year old grandson, has sexual content. Not the sexual content normally present in the game and warned against right on the box, but the sexual content that can be unlocked using third-party utilities, the oh-so-popular Hot Coffee mod. Next we're going to see the lawsuit that the porno tape a parent bough for their 12-year old has "too much full-frontal nudity".

Why are people so concerned about kids being influenced by the media? Sure, they're easily swayed, which, coincidentally, means that it is not only the media that can have an effect on them but also their parents. Where are the parents in all of this? Why do we blame "24" and San Andreas when it is the parents' responsibility to make sure that their kids grow up with a healthy perspective on the world? Same goes for soldiers. It is up to the commanders to make it clear as day that torture is not acceptable. Is it a surprise that soldiers demean human life when they see their commanding officers spit on the Geneva convention?

So, why are we so overprotective of these groups? Why doesn't anyone care about the effect "24" and San Andreas, two of my favorite past-times, have on me? Is it because there is no one to blame but myself? Someone, please help protect me from being brainwashed by the media!

Here's the link Pat sent me that started this whole rant.

This somewhat reminds of IMDB trolls. A troll, in this context, is a person who goes on discussion groups, forums or mailing lists and starts discussions for the sake of argument. One of my favorites was a goober who posted on the Saw III message board asking if the movie has a lot of swearing. See, he wants to take his kids to see the movie but needs to know if there are any naughty words in it. Loving it.

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