Wedding nightmare

Some people have nightmares about being chased or falling or something equally exciting. I have nightmares about weddings. Specifically, I had a nightmare about being invited to Moen's wedding and not being able to find a good present. Here's a bullet-list of everything that is wrong with that:

• I haven't spoken to Moen in more than a year, where the hell did that memory come from?!
  
• I don't think he's getting married any time soon, seeing how he's in the Marines and will be shipping out in a few months.
• I know I have trouble (really!) picking out gifts, but having a nightmare about the whole thing is just ridiculous!
• My name is Pavel and... I am a bullet-list addict.