Carrots

Someone once told me that Scott Summers (aka Cyclops of the X-Men fame) ate a lot of carrots as a kid and that's why he shoots lazors out of his eyes. I'd be pissed off at them, seeing how I've been scarfing down carrots non-stop for about two months now and my urine is bright-orange, but I'm saving so much money on electricity. It's great not needing to turn the lights on anymore. Apparently, carrots are like powerups in a game: eat enough and all of a sudden you hear this loud gong sound and you've got superpowers, like nightvision. Now if I could solve this whole tail and fuzzy fur issue, I'll be set.