Pat's a softie

Me: there's a mccormick and shmick's in phoenix and spoofee has a free $25 gift certificate. it's really nice for happy hour, you should check it out. http://www.spoofee.com/forums/showthread.php?p=271032
Pat: i hate seafood
Pat: i'm gonna find you a discount to a church gathering
Me: it's not all seafood for happy hour they have burger and fries for like 3 bucks
Me: you're a damn einstein, church is free
Pat: i meant like a potluck or turkey dinner, idiot
Pat: for easter!
Pat: usually pay like 5-10 bucks for those
Me: i'll bring laxative-laden brownies
Pat: ya...you dont want anybody else to be full of shit...it's a good plan!
Me: ooh, that's very poetically put
Pat: i have a poetic soul