Ideas for Olympic Events
Don't ask for a reason, but I just came up with some curious new Olympic Events.
Olympic Bodily-Fluids Competition
The objective is to expel various bodily fluids, determined by the event, from the height of a water-tower, into a target area on the ground. The target area is not immediately under the tower (for challenge) and will be split up into several partitions. The smallest and most challenging partition will be a small cup. The winner is determined by finding the ratio of the volume of bodily fluids in the cup to the volume in the rest of the target area.
The most obvious are of course the spitting and urinating contests. But I am sure that the public will embrace the arterial-spray contests with open hands. I'm sure that in some dark, angst-filled room there is an undiscovered Olympic-class athlete who can make precision shots from his jugular vein.
1 comment:
Dude Iam not sure whether your are over worked or dont have anything else better than coming up with such ideas. Any ways its fun to read your
I donno what to say kind of ideas :)-.
May be some country might make your "urination" sport their national sport one day.
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