Dozens of webpages later...

Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head."
His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."


This joke was painstakingly picked out from hundreds of others quite like it, but just not as funny. Enjoy.

Brought to you by:
Martians for the strip-mining of Venus - "Your planet is inferior!"
and
The National Republican-Nazi Party - "Was anyone really surprised by this?"