Funny Combinations

I've recently noticed that I like weird phrases that are combinations. Here's some examples

[Bash.org link - http://bash.org/?74592]
<+TreeSquid> From: "Lots_Of_Lobster@I-Like_Lobster"
<+TreeSquid> Subject: Click here for chance to win 50 lbs.of lobster!
<+TreeSquid> what the fuck, lobster spam?!

[Bash.org link - http://bash.org/?26739]
<idk> She sure didn't look 15 dancing around in her underwear.
<mothoc> that's probably why your friend was arrested
<idk> The moral is, beware Russian/Eastern European accents.
<idk> Apparently, the fall of the Soviet Union caused the world market to be flooded with weapons-grade jailbait.

[Bash.org link - http://bash.org/?36699]
<cptplanet> wtf? i can't find any lobster fetish sites out there.
<cptplanet> and you call yourself an internet.

[Penny Arcade link - http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/07/29]

So, I really like hillarious phrases. In the above we are introduced to:

• lobster spam
• lobster fetish
• weapons-grade jailbait
• found cake

Have any suggestions? My door is wide closed. So slide them under and hope the building doesn't catch fire in the mean time.